Hell, I wanna go shoot a gun.
Someone take me to a shooting range.
Perishables! Come Congregate in the Cold!
Little Hot Waves, Or, Let’s Get Brain Cancer While We Wait For The Popcorn
Mix Your Drinks! (Stir! Whip! Purée!)
A Configuration of Whisks Which, When Activated, Allow Sufjan Stevens to Cook a Fluffier Omelette
Toaster (For the Toastless)
Sigur Rós tickets for LA (FINALLY) in August went on sale at 12pm today. Site sold out in 2 seconds. Right at the second, THE SECOND, it turned 12, my dad tried getting tickets for a friend and me, was redirected because the server sux, tried calling, and was on hold for 32 minutes to find out that 10,000 people were all trying to buy tickets at 12. 2 seconds. It sold out in 2 seconds. Stubhub still has tickets, but the lowest going for 177 as of this moment. What.
“THIS IS AN S.O.S. SIGUR RÓS TICKETS OR WE COMMIT”